stay modest

m788:

me every weekend

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY

GO FAST

NEVER USE BRAKES

Warning! Hot twink spitroasted!

(NSFW)

tavrissexual:

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

maritzac:

sdatefic:

02.1 - Fruit Basket

dumb but fun

fun but dumb

fumb but dun

bumb fut bun

oestranhomundodek:

This is how my dashboard was earlier

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

ollivander:

ollivander:

I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless

this is my chance

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

awkward-at-best:

literally me if i get married